Surprise Me

A wireless handset shaped like a banana, so you can take calls like a fruit-based secret agent.

A hefty little desk grenade that says exactly how the quarterly report is going.

Daily affirmations for people who have made peace with the bare minimum.

Because some days go sideways and preparedness has never looked this ridiculous.

A mug loaded with groan-worthy one-liners for the dad who is never off the clock.

Sink a birdie without leaving the throne. The most productive bathroom break of the day.

Press the button and a pickle yodels. There is no further explanation and none is required.

A tiny goat that screams on demand. Instant morale for any cubicle.

Wrap a real gift inside packaging for a product that absolutely should not exist.

A wildly popular card game of luck, betrayal and the occasional exploding kitten.

Flagship noise cancelling that turns a chaotic commute into a private listening room.

A palm-sized drone that takes off from your hand and follows the action.