Things you didn't know you needed

An app-controlled mug that heats your coffee to an exact temperature and holds it there for hours - no more reheating.

Stick-on colour-changing LEDs with app control and music sync - the cheapest way to give a room a whole new vibe.

A point-and-shoot that spits out a credit-card-sized print on the spot - instant party photos, no phone required.

A buildable bouquet of LEGO flowers that never wilts - a satisfying adult build and a bit of decor in one.

A palm-sized waffle iron that makes one perfect mini waffle at a time - dorm-friendly, cheap, and weirdly beloved.

A wireless handset shaped like a banana, so you can take calls like a fruit-based secret agent.

A hefty little desk grenade that says exactly how the quarterly report is going.

Daily affirmations for people who have made peace with the bare minimum.

Because some days go sideways and preparedness has never looked this ridiculous.

A mug loaded with groan-worthy one-liners for the dad who is never off the clock.

Sink a birdie without leaving the throne. The most productive bathroom break of the day.

Press the button and a pickle yodels. There is no further explanation and none is required.